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Score: 6
Phoenix Wrong gets worse

"Pretty Good"

date: November 8, 2008

The guitar solo part was funny, but that was about it as far as humor goes.

It was okay, you really could have worked on the sound and making sure it was synced properly, it would have probably up'd the animation rating in my book.

Definately a movement in the right direction as far as the adding a pre loader and such goes.

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Score: 7
The Perfect Storm 2

"Hmm..."

date: November 8, 2008

The funny thing is, I just about used that exact audio for my latest submission.

I changed my mind last second, what are the chances though?

Nice animation, abrupt ending though I felt like it was just leaving me off for no reason.

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Score: 9
Sonny

"Great game, but needs a little tweaking."

submission: Sonny
date: February 2, 2008

This game got me off to an addicting start,

It was a lot of fun but I had some gripes.

The storyline/Game-Length was way too short for me. It left me feeling a void and wanting much much more.

The storyline wasn't a flop, but without a sequal it will become on. I seriously wanted to know what was up with the zombies and what was on the tape.

The storyline kind of took a turn from creepy zombie 'what's going on?' to killing random shamans and some not-too-mysterious zombie lord way to fast.

I think it should have kept more of that creepy beach feel and gone on for at least 5 zones instead of 2, (3 if you count the tutorial ship). the final zone is just grinding on annoying illusions that aren't challenging, but time raping.

Each one can heal and cast a shield and your characters cannot be controlled to use the lightning to dispell if you are a Destroyer type who doesn't know the magic.

It seriously drags on and even though your addicted and want more, it kills the experience for you.

while the game was actually going and the storyline went somewhere the game was way fun.

Japanese-Samurai Ninjas and Shamans really turned me off from the game though.

The Zombie Killer group (ZCPI?) Seemed like an organization that fit into the game, it felt too wanna-be final fantasy for me with the random swords and glowing armor that wasn't from these characters. The Paladin was also too hard and took a lot of grinding to level before you could beat him.

Re-specing was practically part of the game every 3 fights as a destroyer and got annoying.

But yeah this game rocked my socks off for awhile,

I hope a sequal is made but if it is, I pray it's 3 or at least 2x as long as the other one and ties up loose ends instead of cramming in zombie lords and trying to cut the plotline down as to seemed-lazy-ness.

Not that I'm as good as the creators of this game at all but as a player that's how i felt about it..

Also, loved the soundtrack. It managed to not get old after 1000 battles.

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Score: 10
Pandemic

"woooo"

submission: Pandemic
date: January 26, 2007

addicting!

lol i fuxxed up everyone but west europe.

I guess god said "you guys already got the plague you can servive the pandemic".

what a dick.

great game though, I liked the idea of slaughtering the entire world civilizations.

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Score: 10
Albuquerque: THE MOVIE

"lol, your obviously not a guitarist"

date: November 10, 2006

if you want to hit higher notes you go closer to the base of the guitar... the closer you get to the headstock the notes go down. psh... duh.

but yeah, almost what plays threw my mind when I listen to this song :P.

and its not that nobody else had the idea, its that nobody else with any skill would take that much time to make the video.

lol

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Score: 10
Madness Antipathy

"OMG"

submission: Madness Antipathy
date: September 15, 2006

Madness on Steroids to the max riding a pony while singing the star spangled banner in spanish in a french accent after brushing teeth with a shitstain that was awesome.

Axe Scene = Godlike.

Krinklzzz you just get effing better with every flash.

I am teh jealous.

OMG REVIEW NOT REMEMBERED FOREVER

REBOOT;

omg uber review *has flames*

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Score: 10
Hey Demon

"Kyandor"

submission: Hey Demon
date: September 7, 2006

"average in my opinion"

number of flashes - zero.

right to critique by saying "it's average" - none

Try making flash before you diss a flash... this is some hard shit.

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Score: 10
Miss Dynamite XX

"That... was my favorite... BRA!!!!"

submission: Miss Dynamite XX
date: August 27, 2006

roflmfao

hilarious shit.

"Please dont tell me i molested any choir boys"

Author's Response:

You know it!

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Score: 10
The Death of Dailytoons

"Dont scare me like that"

date: August 27, 2006

I fucking cried... twice.

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Score: 8
Sick Puppy - Lemon Demon

"Great Graphics and Animation"

date: August 20, 2006

Song blew really hard.

Just noticed that you did your guitar frets wrong. the frets do not go higher (towards the headstock) when it plays a higher note, they go lower (toward the base of the guitar)

I noticed (particularly near the ending) that you did that totally backwards and laughed.

Sorry for being a dick but being a guitarist it just annoys the shit out of me when people do that backwards in animations or dont draw the correct hand chords (which you didn't :D)

i'll give it... 3/5

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