Esach's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fire Dress up]

nothing new or interesting

not giving it my signature full lay out review... wasn't worth it.. lol only 2 buttons... and i searched for FIRE not for a dress up game but thats probably why you got alot of pervs

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

=P ah well this is really old, all my stuff is here, i was just playing around with AS, have something good in the works called Domination ^.^ will be out in the next through days unless i encouter problems

[Alloy: Arena]

Needs work

Graphics - they were ok but they were tiny and glitchy (not my computer trust me)

Style - generic idea

Sound - needs better sound

Violence - too laggy after clicking

Interactivity - need to make the click:action speed ratio better

Humor - M/A

Overall - Nothing new or interesting

Comments - needs an ass load of work

[The Newgrounds Quiz]

Lol... therz an easy cheat.

IF YOU WANT AN EASY WAY TO WIN WITHOUT EVEN READING QUESTIONS READ DOWN

Graphics - NAKED BRITTNEY SPEARS, What else do i have to say for a 10?

Style - Lol a newgrounds quiz... i learned about NG just by taking it

Sound - I like that song :P

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - click click click... O.O nudity...

Humor - Lol i liked how you put the >=( on her face

Overall- W00t!!! all my 4 r belong to this!

Comments - Just hold down your mouse button on the answer you think is right if you hear the 'ding!' then click it but dont let go on the answer. question 10 only lets you hear the ding not the 'aww...' noise.

also i didn't try it but i bet you can right click and choose forward until you get to it if you want

Vance responds:

i disabled it so that you can't right click, but i fucked up with that glitch (which is fixed in the NG quiz 2)

[I show it as it is]

Boring

Graphics - Only good becuase i'm taking your word for them being drawn

Style - Bad style. just totally get off the subject of computers please.

Sound - only good becuase of the noises from windows.

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - Wow... click this click that click ok... interactive? no.

Humor - i gave it a 1 becuase I tryed to fake laugh myself into thinking it was funny.

Comments - Forget 'working' on it make a new flash on a totally differnet subject.

[Desktops of the Future!]

Great Idea, Great carrying out of the idea

Graphics - The graphics and effects were suberb!

Style - The Idea was original and there were many of them!

Sound - The sounds were great!

Violence - I kind of counted the Armaggedon as violence.

Interactivity - The interactivity was PERFECT and everything flowed very well.

Humor - Some of them were very funny (especially the unnamed dinosaur bert)

Overall - W00t! all my 5 are going to you!

[Interactive Death Game]

Needs improvement

Graphics - First off try to get some better more 'alive' graphics. its more fun to kill stuff when its more alive ya'know?

Style - good idea, not so good carry out of the idea.

Sound - The sound was alright, heard better. The guy needs to be like "AGH!" and yell when he's hurt

Violence - You need some more violent death features such as 'Shoot' and the Explosion one should be a missle and blow him all over the screen that'd be better.

Interactivity - clicky button... about it... maybe give us a gun to control and shoot him wherever the hell we want?

Humor - Funny becuase the graphics were so sad.

Overall - Nothing new or interesting

[Battle for Gondor]

W00t!!! all my 5 are going to this!

even though there wasn't much moving it was definantly nice! i stayed up late to play it. i liked beind able to control my character the way i wanted at the end! the last boss was kind of easy though you should make like a little arena thing with the hero cept he's not invincible next time ya'know?

[Cow curling]

BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

that was junk man...

[Graveyard of Drunk Souls]

I had sound off ... excessive nudity lol?

lol i had sound of... what excessive nudity lmao? wierd... lol anyways it was WAY TO EASY your talking to a guy who beats Devil may Cry 3 with an S on every stage and level 3 in all stats and the game hurts your fingers to play. man you really need to make it harder

molkman responds:

whoops, I wanted to select "excessive violence" instead :D

[Dad 'n Me]

LMAO

i only got to the kid with the little gun that sticks to your head but it was great