Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The 10 Second Collab]

was under the impression...

that this flash was going to be better than it was.

Too bad i was too lazy to make my part for it =o

oh well i'll just make it as a stand alone flash...

I thought the ones with the sprites came out the best lol. same with MilesfromInsanitys parts.

[Counter Strike Ep.2]

lol emo jokes... ownage

Dragonforce kicks ass

hey get ahold of me at EsachX@yahoo on YIM or MSN I got some graphical idea for ya that wouldnt require you to change your 'style' considering your using one really similar to what i'm using right now.

[Kitty Kitty dance]

Yeah i'll give it about a 3/5

I'm not being a bitch, I want to make a constructive review! :O

-=Good Points=-
I liked the song it fit well with the flash, the jokes you did in text fit pretty well normally those are just annoying but you didn't make them do anything annoying and they were funny so they fit (good job thats not somthing many animators can pull off) I've never really heard that song play pass the "maria hee" or whatever part many times so the song isn't "old" for me but i bet that there are some people who are gona review bitching about the song.

did well without sound effects.

XxXBad PointsXxX

the graphics were just a little choppy.

123-Improvements-123

I'd recommend that if your going to use a movie clip (like the 3 cats dancing) more than the rest of the other little random clips of cats, that you put just a 'little' more effort into it, it could have defenantly been smoother, and i think it would have benefited from being a bit slower as well. the scribbly lines kind of bothered me so I think the artwork could improve, but i'm thinking that it's either for the sake of your style or for the sake of animating it easier for FBF, if thats the case then go ahead and leave it too many people shouldn't bitch at you but i recommend you get a tablet and use the line tool if you can, helps your FBF alot.

I'm gona vote 5/5 to make sure this passes bt i think its worth like a 3/5

good job, I liked the flash, keep up the good work, there was nothing immortally wrong with this flash that would NEED to be changed, just some improvements that can be made.

hope this review helps you at all.

[Truth about Masturbation]

SPOILER!

If you let this run for 5minutes somthing even funnier than this hilarious animation happens!

FatBadger responds:

its actually 6 minutes...but shhhh dont give it away.

[MengoMango]

LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT!

John Petrucci Ownage.

anyways, the graphics in that flash kicked ass, you were already gona get a 5/5 but the paradigm shift song makes me wanan give you a 6/5 :P

and some other people said it didn't have an exciting story line I think their smoking pot, it had some nice fight scenes goin on.

[The Birds and the Bees]

I want you all to realise

this is the one of the same guys you bitched out earlier this week for having no flash skill and you told to go die becuase they made a ''shitty'' (not my words, YOURS) flash that promised bumsex.

I told you that these are the best animators on newgrounds before have I not?

think about that before you try to blam the star syndicate again, and realise, your bitching out the same guy that you said "I LOVE YOU YOU MADE ME SMILE :D" to.

just thought that was some information I needed to share with you all.

ZekeySpaceyLizard is a flash god =o

5/5

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

u scared meh :C

[Dailytoon #212]

Happy Birfday

my Present is the vote of 5 :)

[PPGZ in a Nutshell]

damn japanese...

decided to mess with the PPG, PPG kick ass. but no they have to go and make it all corney and shit. wtf is up with the hammers and crap, in the original Power Puff Girls They literally BEAT THE SHIT out of them and they show you like every punch and blow close up in slow mo, in this one they barely tuch him, and mojo-jojo is all like "Omg autograph, and we're freinds whenever" how gay is that? + the freakin "z" ... damn Japanese, only time that came out good was with Dragon Ball Z but then they made their ghetto lil 'gt' thingy

oh well, lol "you dont get no autograph" and shit... kinda wigged me out how they were like secret super heros and not known ones anymore, was retarded. obviously not kindergareteners anymore. lol... "WE ALL HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP AT THE SAME TIME!"

now that was funny shit

Wonchop responds:

heehee

[TMNT: REBEL 5]

Dream Theater

I love the fuckin Dream Theater tattoos....

I would vote 5/5 on this flash becuase of that even if i hated it.

but luckily I don't

GO BLOCKHEAD! w00t, good idea for a 'guest'.

[L's got Raito Whipped]

so were they like gay?

were L and Ratio gay?

i just kinda got the vibe with the alone time and the 'imagination of nakedness' thingys that they were gay. or one of them was a girl with tiny tits.

anyways, yeah you need a voice actor, I'd do it but my mic sucks and i have a high pitched voice lol.

I liked the art but the animation wasn't so good, it was good enough just the movie didn't rely on animation much more of the art, you wouldnt' really notice unless you tried to notice, i hada stop the movie to read his rant i wanted to hear what he had to say lol, would been hilarious if you had a gay guy read that entire line while everyone stared at him I think.

anyways good flash, gave it 5/5 so it'd get threw but normally woulda given it a 4/5 so feel good for the free high rating lol.

I just recommend you do a 'liiiiiiittle' mor animation and find some voice actors then i wouldn't have had a problem with it

dancer4ever responds:

L and Ratio are not actually gay, there is just a lot of gay fan art of them... you know how those fan girls are.

I am will aware of the lack of animation... its cause i'm lazy, and drawing people is difficult for me. haha.

thanks