Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[StickRPG2 Trailer]

it's 2006 now...

Come on!!! Finish the game I really want to play it man... or at least give us some sub project game or somthin I'm really lookin forward to it

[super marrio parodies]

JEREH JSCKSONZ0RZ!!!

Lol w00t!!! Linkin park ones still my favorite but that one kicked ass... the mustash on fire part was actually a pretty good idea.

[El Despertar]

OWNED

Don't fuck with the little girl, if she has the power to get rid of the zombies what makes you think she can't bring them back retarded mexi mayor!?

[Blockhead: Episode 7]

GET BACK IN THE FRIDGE HOBO!

lmao... i'm starting to think more and more that your doing some kind of hallucinegen drug or somthing... that or your a comedic genious... probably both, god I love Blockhead, I've been praying for a new episode for god knows how long... most hilarious shit i've ever seen... it's so freakin original

[Anime Collab]

-sigh-

I heard there was gona be a Liquid Tension Experiment song in a collab... was hoping it'd be better, I know how hard flash is, and i know how hard anime and crap like that is. but your taking one of my favorite bands and putting it with stuff i dont like, such as poke'mon and junk like that...

i'll give it a 4/5 becuase it'd be hard as hell and it's a good 'flash' but i just in my mind think it deserves like a 2/5 becuase of my musical tastes.

but hell that's just some person whos review will be forgotten in 10 minutes so who cares your getting a 4/5

[The Holy Sabbath]

El problemo?

Sunday = 1st day of the week
Saturday = 7th

you said the 7th day when they were talking about sunday, i know it feels like the last day and monday feels like the first butcha got that wrong! kinda annoyed me

funny flash though, 5/5

[Robert The Cat]

My Point? GREAT MUSIC SELECTION!!!

Only one suggestion i can think of off the bat for sound, when it shows the 'highway to hell' cut the start of the song off so it starts right on the chorus where it says "highway to hell" that woulda been better for people (if anyone) who don't know the song.

graphics were good but i would have appreciated some crappy lypsyncing vs. bouncing up and down to talk. even just opening their mouths randomly woulda been a little better.

Graphics, just as a little shading, shouldnt be hard, and stop the movie clip of him walking when he 'stops walking'.

when he's all black and walks down the white hall, actually make that figure walk or somthing.

it's a good flash though 4/5

[RassiHolio - Beavis Spoof]

ROFLMFAOLOLPMP

HAHHAHAHAH! Omg... I loved how you used all the cornholio voice clips, that was funny as hell, the 3d animation was cool too, gave it a 9 on sound and animation becuase it sounded like they were kinda crap...illy (is crappily a word?) put into flash, but, tis funny as hell anyways, i'll give you 5/5! YAY!

lol... Cornholio,,, are you threatening me!?

[TMNT: REBEL S.E.]

DREAM THEATER!!!!!!

Omg I saw the Dream Theater Tattoo on his arm and I said "AUTO 5!" twas the badness... anything with DT in it gets a 5 from me bro, was gona give it a 4 but you did it with that tat, w00t 5!

great graphics and funny as hell btw

["Dare"]

Made me Cry

Kind of makes me want to change my life... you made me cry man, that's not easy to do...

5/5