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Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 425 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 5/14/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Cloud Control

Stratus Unlocked 9/1/10
10 Points
Solve 5 puzzles.
Altocumulus 25 Points Solve 10 puzzles.
Cirrus 50 Points Reach the ending.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 12/23/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 12/23/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 12/23/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 12/23/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
WSW Tribute Unlocked 12/23/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/18/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 6/18/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 6/18/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 12/30/09
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 12/30/09
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 11/8/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 4/4/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 4/4/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 4/4/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 4/4/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 4/4/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Strong Armed Unlocked 4/4/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)

Tremerz

Valentine Unlocked 4/14/10
10 Points
Guide Valentine to safety!
Earl Unlocked 4/14/10
25 Points
Guide Earl to safety!
Melvin Unlocked 4/14/10
25 Points
Guide Melvin to safety!
Mindy Unlocked 4/14/10
25 Points
Guide Mindy to safety!
Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 4/7/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Burt 25 Points Guide Burt to safety!
Heather 25 Points Guide Heather to safety!
Ladies Man 50 Points Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)