Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In Memory Of Elle]

I'm not going to review this as a flash

I'm going to review this as a person.

I feel for your loss, there's nothing that I can imagine that hurts more than the death of a close freind. she sounds like she was sombody fun to be around, the whole "mighty warrior with a spork" tells me that she was a free spirit, probably sombody alot of people really liked being around. Sombodys bad things happen to good people, but I'm sure that she's getting what she should have had in the next life.

I'm sorry for your loss, you made me tear up with the beutiful flash animation...

5/5

[Pico Prequel]

El Problemo wit dei Lypsyncho?

The talking kept coming a second before their mouths started to move which drove me crazy and the flash woulda been ALOT better if that hadn't happened... 4/5 becuase of the sound, thought alot of the stuff was funny but dragged on way too long for the pico machine gun killing the goths joke.

[Wake Me Up at E3]

Stuff I liked

I liked how you pointed out how Dreamcast died so fast and how Sony Nintendo and Sega were like the only systems in the early ages, and how alot of mascots died out while only good ones like Mario came out of it ok. also how microsoft pretty much bought all the shit they had like Halo which was the soul reason the xBox became so popular. but now it has DOOM 3 so it's got a good reason... also liked how you made fun of the new gen of playstation nintendo and microsoft... those fuckers best not be making shit again!!!

Ps3 fo' ME!!! STOP POSTPONING THE RELEASE DATE DICKWEEDS!!!

[Brain Dead Ina]

holy fuckin... Grotesquely obsessive vilence much?

yeah i know i spelled violence wrong... shut up it was so it'd fit

HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKER DAMN GOD WOW

that had lots of blood... got to the point where it bothered me for a sec when that one chick got stabbed like 4 times by the other girl, really nice graphics though... not so much on animation that was like 8/10 but the graphics rocked SO HARD wasn't even funny... 5/5

[Eddsworld Zombeh Attack 2]

"then we turn the corner and holy shit."

Lol that was great... I swear I thought it was gona start playin the kill bill theme when he got the shovel out and I was gona be pissed but you proved me wrong and I hada shout for joy so you get a 10 on sound for that.

your styles awesome... the ending was sorta stupid how he just kinda fell and his spirit went away, woulda been better if Edd had like, started crying or somthin and it got all emotional then you heard "lets go get some booze..."

woulda been a better ending I think but whatever... 5/5 for you

[Pico's Berserker]

Sombody doesn't understand movie clips...

Put the stop actionscript in the end of your movie clip if you just want it to do it once, last i checked a gun didn't need to be cocked 50 times and thne shoot 4 times in random spots before making a sound either.

Lost-Chances responds:

Shit happens.

[the PICO DAY anthem]

Couldn't totally enjoy it

I'm on a shitty computer so I couldn't totally enjoy the song like I would have... but still get a 5... I dunno about the "picko" day thing, I have always pernounced it pee-ko but I dunno honestly how it's SUPPOSED to be said seeing as fulpy never really said it in any of his flashes... at least not that I've seen but whatever. 9 for sound cuz some parts of the song kinda sounded more like filler lyrics than meaningful ones... but still really good

[Magic Mentos]

Umm... well what I was gona say is null now...

Well since it's on front page I can't really bitch, but I thought newgrounds was a flash site... I guess if you used flash for the music and such but yeah... that wasn't exactly flash so i'll give it a 4...

[wars of the earth]

OHMGZ JERREH JAKKSONS SHIZNABOMB!!!

JERRY JACKSNN MAKS DA BEST CART22NS EV4RR!!! THEY ARE SO FED@ING HILARIoUS

US AMRIKANS IS FATT CUZ OF DA MIKDOONALDZ LOLZARDS

THAT WAS THE UBER LMAONAISE BECUZ IT WAS FUNNY HOW YOU TUCHED THAT GUYZSWILLEH AND HE NO KILL OU LOL

[Passion Collaboration]

AAAAArgh... how to review w/out being an asshole..

like, everything was good, But i haven't played the new game yet but I did notice that even alot of stuff that is supposed to BE in the new game wasn't in this vid... Maybe becuase some of these people haven't played it I don't know... but honestly this coulda went alot better if you guys woulda waited longer... It was good in like every way and i know how hard it is it was good i'm giving it a 4 but it just didn't entertain me AT ALL