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Much love to Starberry

"I'm master cheif and i'm really gay"

that was fuckin hilarious... liked the graphics too. give him a dollar! lol..

5/5 for teh awesome power of teh star syndicate

Starberry responds:

isha ha minna atashi wo tamesu you ni
yousha naku tsukitsukeru
ichinichi sankai nominasai to nanikuwanu kao de tsugeru

kore ga nometara byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitoiki ga sunao ni narenai
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

isha ha minna yowami ni tsukekomu you ni
yousha naku tsukitsukeru
zettai shokugo, nominasai to nanikuwanu kao de tsugeru

kore ga nometara byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitotsubu wo uketsukenain da
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

doushitemo nomikomenain da
kuchi no naka de tokeru ippou nan da
otona no kusuri shiroi jouzai
otona no kusuri dekasugiru KAPUSERU

byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitoiki ga sunao ni narenai
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitotsubu wo uketsukenain da
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

DID I NOT SAY IT!? DID I NOT SAY IT!?

Ha! the spam artists on newgrounds who you all bitch about spamming the portal are among the best flash animators on this site! front page to prove it beitch.

creeped me out, alot, but i couldn't stop laughing. 10/10

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

thanks :)

Rape, Blood, Violence

I'm suspecting the only way in hell that chick was born is if that demon thing raped her mom... which is like, what the hell? you made this for SCHOOL? lol, god you'd better either be in college or some fucked up school that's not somthin i see my teachers lettin put up without being like "WTF!?"

Miaka618 responds:

yeah, college.

that little girl was crying becuase

SHE HAD TO LISTEN TO GREENDAY

you made a greenday music video, auto zer0. Greenday got worn out by radio stations trying to get more listeners so they put Greenday on there becuase a bunch of little turds listened to it, and it was ok at first but it just became more annoying than an 8 and 6 year old attempting to rape you and joke you (i would know)

0/5, your animation sucked too btw, clothes dont let long lines of tears drip down them like that, it woulda soaked the shirt and changed the shirt to a darker color, plus people dont cry THAT much in a straight line then fly in a crappy tween.

you get teh zer0ness

Snes737 responds:

MABYE YOU SHOULD WATCH MORE THAN THE FIRST THEME...

Sombody doesn't understand movie clips...

Put the stop actionscript in the end of your movie clip if you just want it to do it once, last i checked a gun didn't need to be cocked 50 times and thne shoot 4 times in random spots before making a sound either.

Lost-Chances responds:

Shit happens.

Becuase I did this

I just submitted a ranting flash too! it wasn't against that guy but it was against everyone who's submitting the flashes making fun of Illwillpresses flash with 1 frame stuff, which kind of annoyed us all i know, but i agree with you, i saw his flash and it sucked, I'll give you a 5 for now to ensure that it gets passed without being blammed but when i come back tommorow i'll find it and give it a 4 becuase that's what i thought it really deserved, "It sucks so bad it even makes the CLOCK CREW cry" lol that was great... Check out Scalb: Blam The Spam it has a similar message (i made it yay!) haha

I totally agreed with that and it was hilarious too :D

toasterclock responds:

it said glock group but close enough your rant is funny to! but isn't suppost to have rants for people they hate?

DOOM = Best Game in the World

Freakin crap you make me want to go play some DOOM 3 or some Quake 4... but my graphics driver is broken cuz i tried to download a new one... shit... oh well, I didn't think it'd be based on DOOM until i started watching, that was bad ass...

von-Brunk responds:

Glad to hear you're a fan of Doom. I wasn't really impressed by Doom 3, I prefer the original, though. My graphics card blows too, so it's retro gaming for me.

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