Esach's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Horror Scape]

ok game

dont have time for an in-depth review

it was a good game

but make it so i dont have to HOLD DOWN the jump button and clicking it once just jumps as high as it possibly can

that kinda pissed me off when i was jumping

3/5

CrippledPig responds:

The jump button will be fixed in the next upload, for a one press jump. No more holding. My beta testers didn't mind it, but I forgot not everyone likes it.

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

UAC not UMC

In all the DOOM games it's UAC not UMC... UAC = Union Aerospace Corporation (I'm 99% sure that's what it is i havne't played DOOM 3 for a few months)

but if you look on the boxes in DOOM 1 and 2 some of them and alot of the doors say "UAC" on them, just a quick note...

this should be in the DOOM section I think, tis kewl, DooM owns.

i'll give you a 4/5

Flat-line responds:

UAC means Union Aerospace Corporation.
UMC stands for Union Marine Corps.
UMC is basicly the military branch of UAC (which is mostly just scientific).
I don't think they remained with that in Doom 3, but that's how it was in the classic Doom games.

[Have a nice day :)]

:)

TEH YaYz0rZ!!!

that game kicked the shit from poop masta's mouf man

(in English: Nice game, it kicked ass)

w00t, i liked teh skull in the back, and then it was all happy, and I wuz all like... w00t! I dunno why for some reason which I dont understand it just made meh happy, and i was like. kewl, cuz I had a bad day at work and it made me all like. yay.

5/5 on 666

trekopep responds:

I'm getting so many 5/5s, I think I might implode! Thanx!

[Summer Dreams]

gave the sound a 5 cuz my speakers are broken

couldn't hear it so i just gave it half. anyways... holy shit that was hilarious. you get 5/5 my freind

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thank you. Wait, we're friends? Okay cool!

I give your review a 5/5 my friend.

[Sinoko Dress Up]

add more clothes

more clothes, a bit bigger, different or turn off music function, maybe some hair styles, and a pussy. Then we're talking 5/5 material, try that next time, even though i didn't look for a pussy i just stumbled across it not being there. i gave you 3/5 for effort

Shadow-Kaznama responds:

...Hmmm ... i am not making pussy's and why? Because i am not a perv and i am just 15 years old!!

[Mario adventure game 2]

w00t! save point!

sweet... you got me a save point for yer game :P

nickcivi responds:

Well I'm just glad I could help (You better have voted 4 or 5)

[Zombie Horde!!]

GREAT GAME

great gamea nd game idea... how do you use your med packs that you gain?

painisenjoyment responds:

well first you read the instructions, then you go from there...

[Fire Dress up]

nothing new or interesting

not giving it my signature full lay out review... wasn't worth it.. lol only 2 buttons... and i searched for FIRE not for a dress up game but thats probably why you got alot of pervs

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

=P ah well this is really old, all my stuff is here, i was just playing around with AS, have something good in the works called Domination ^.^ will be out in the next through days unless i encouter problems

[The Newgrounds Quiz]

Lol... therz an easy cheat.

IF YOU WANT AN EASY WAY TO WIN WITHOUT EVEN READING QUESTIONS READ DOWN

Graphics - NAKED BRITTNEY SPEARS, What else do i have to say for a 10?

Style - Lol a newgrounds quiz... i learned about NG just by taking it

Sound - I like that song :P

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - click click click... O.O nudity...

Humor - Lol i liked how you put the >=( on her face

Overall- W00t!!! all my 4 r belong to this!

Comments - Just hold down your mouse button on the answer you think is right if you hear the 'ding!' then click it but dont let go on the answer. question 10 only lets you hear the ding not the 'aww...' noise.

also i didn't try it but i bet you can right click and choose forward until you get to it if you want

Vance responds:

i disabled it so that you can't right click, but i fucked up with that glitch (which is fixed in the NG quiz 2)

[Graveyard of Drunk Souls]

I had sound off ... excessive nudity lol?

lol i had sound of... what excessive nudity lmao? wierd... lol anyways it was WAY TO EASY your talking to a guy who beats Devil may Cry 3 with an S on every stage and level 3 in all stats and the game hurts your fingers to play. man you really need to make it harder

molkman responds:

whoops, I wanted to select "excessive violence" instead :D