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Sonny Sonny

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game, but needs a little tweaking.

This game got me off to an addicting start,

It was a lot of fun but I had some gripes.

The storyline/Game-Length was way too short for me. It left me feeling a void and wanting much much more.

The storyline wasn't a flop, but without a sequal it will become on. I seriously wanted to know what was up with the zombies and what was on the tape.

The storyline kind of took a turn from creepy zombie 'what's going on?' to killing random shamans and some not-too-mysterious zombie lord way to fast.

I think it should have kept more of that creepy beach feel and gone on for at least 5 zones instead of 2, (3 if you count the tutorial ship). the final zone is just grinding on annoying illusions that aren't challenging, but time raping.

Each one can heal and cast a shield and your characters cannot be controlled to use the lightning to dispell if you are a Destroyer type who doesn't know the magic.

It seriously drags on and even though your addicted and want more, it kills the experience for you.

while the game was actually going and the storyline went somewhere the game was way fun.

Japanese-Samurai Ninjas and Shamans really turned me off from the game though.

The Zombie Killer group (ZCPI?) Seemed like an organization that fit into the game, it felt too wanna-be final fantasy for me with the random swords and glowing armor that wasn't from these characters. The Paladin was also too hard and took a lot of grinding to level before you could beat him.

Re-specing was practically part of the game every 3 fights as a destroyer and got annoying.

But yeah this game rocked my socks off for awhile,

I hope a sequal is made but if it is, I pray it's 3 or at least 2x as long as the other one and ties up loose ends instead of cramming in zombie lords and trying to cut the plotline down as to seemed-lazy-ness.

Not that I'm as good as the creators of this game at all but as a player that's how i felt about it..

Also, loved the soundtrack. It managed to not get old after 1000 battles.

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Pandemic Pandemic

Rated 5 / 5 stars



lol i fuxxed up everyone but west europe.

I guess god said "you guys already got the plague you can servive the pandemic".

what a dick.

great game though, I liked the idea of slaughtering the entire world civilizations.

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Mouse fx 2 Mouse fx 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nuff Said


3rd to last effect was the best

Mobile Weapon Episode 1 Mobile Weapon Episode 1

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


ALOT of people can't play, people who can normally play other games... also when I do the OR option with my name and email and stuff it wont go. so yeah, it may be all our computers, but ya'know, I'm willing to bet my life that therz a compatibility problem with your game, try to figure out what it is and make it work with the rest of our browsers or internet connections er whatever el problemo is.

didn't like the what I DID see though, sooo i'll just give it all 5s cuz thats about as fair as i can get cuz i never really played the game becuase my comp (like many others) couldn't play it.

bunny ZAP ! bunny ZAP !

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry, your getting alot of zeros from noobs who aren't reading the instructions or dont have webcams... if every computer came with a webcam we wouldnt have this problem (hint hint microsoft)

if everyone had a webcam this game probably would have gotten like a 4.0, i'm sorry that your gettin ripped off.

I gave it a 5 even though I dont have a webcam but i can see the fun i'd have with this if I did

great idea for a newgrounds game, your not given enough credit for the actionscripting

Horror Scape Horror Scape

Rated 3 / 5 stars

ok game

dont have time for an in-depth review

it was a good game

but make it so i dont have to HOLD DOWN the jump button and clicking it once just jumps as high as it possibly can

that kinda pissed me off when i was jumping


CrippledPig responds:

The jump button will be fixed in the next upload, for a one press jump. No more holding. My beta testers didn't mind it, but I forgot not everyone likes it.

Duck Hunt, now with Cows! Duck Hunt, now with Cows!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Please take these suggestions


Show the score you get after every kill

Dont let the cows get in the way of the other birds (made it hard to aim)

Let us shoot the cows after

add blood (will increase violence rating alot if you do good blood)

Add some music

Do some better sound effects, like alternate moos for the cows and some sound effects for the birds

do different birds that fly faster and/or take more shots that are different colors and worth different point values

add a limited amount of bullets or have it lower your score if you miss a bird. (and SHOW it to us when we get the penalty)

then do some better animation, add a gun that we can see, and add some gun sound effects.

do that and this game would kick ass.

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Twilight Valkyrie Twilight Valkyrie

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hey it's me, sadistically long reviewer guy!

Alright lets just go with the basics

On the graphics they were well done, I didn't have any problem with HOW they were made, just with what, I found the designs of the ships kind of boring to my thoughts, somthing sharper or somthing without outlines would have been better, I didn't really like how the lines on the ships were thick.

On killing things the ships should have flown slower but taken more to kill, like the first things you would fight would be 1 hit to kill and it'd get higher up later on, I didn't like the system of 'blue kills blue' 'red kills red' it just made things confusing, what would have been better is if you had a limited number of green and blues which did extra damage and you found for power ups for the ammo for them, and the laser being infinite but weak in power. That probably would have been a better system.

There were WAY too many ships at some points, and i was able to deal with it health wise but accuracy really took a toll from that, when I realised at the end that misses messed up your score, I was pretty pissed off basically. losing score for accuracy? I meen an accuracy BONUS score would have been a better idea than losing points. cuz I got a total of -17000 becuase of how often i missed (which was becuase of how fast ships were moving and the gun choices I had to make every second)

having to deal with SO MANY thoughts at the same time threw me off I was disoriented the whole game, i was trying to keep my witness count down, while at the same time making sure i killed everyone, and deciding what gun, + avoiding collisions and bullets. NOT FUN FOR ME

It's a challenging game but in a way that's more of an annoyance than entertainment I think. It was a good game, it had some original ideas, but somtimes original ideas aren't good ones, in this case the fighting program really wasn't ment to be how it was

also the music choice, HORRIBLE music choice. I dunno if that songs called valkyrie or somthing but honestly that did not fit the game, and it only served to annoy me. Somthing more Techno or Death metal would have fit this game better.

Sound effects are really what i liked about this game though, the sound effects were perfectly timed and suited the weapons very well, explosions fit the animation. if therz anything you did righti n here it's definantly the sound effects.

but the gameplay and style of graphics just drove me crazy. I'll give it a 3/5 for the fact that this would have been HARD AS HELL, but it wasn't Fun for me.

(PS, did you copy the sheild graphics from Star Wars Dark forces? becuase I recall those being int hat game)

Sack Smash 2003 Sack Smash 2003

Rated 3 / 5 stars

just to oddlockset's review

no, no, it's just a game where a guy with a big sack smashes little fuckers and jumps off bridges.

calm down nazi-star

boring game, good graphics and all, but really bad interactivity. maybe if I could CONTROL his jumps by clicking the arrow keys to make the hop?

FPS in Real Life 2 FPS in Real Life 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The original was good, but if your gona do this in flash, use BETTER GRAPHICS IN THE NON-REAL PARTS

really... the gunshots were good enough for me, but make a new life guage bar and stuff with the Brush or somthin not with the crappy line tool...

The blood graphics and the explosions annoyed the helle outa me, you coulda done a better smoke graphic than some gradiated fat brush strokes, dont be lazy.

The only reason your getting 4.0s is becuase your filming real stuff and people think it's cool.

If you used the kind of flash skills you are in the flash you'd prolly be gettin like 1.3... seriously, gunshots were the only thing that woulda taken effort.

i'll give it a 3/5 becuase it's better than last time. but it's not original anymore... the sounds are kind of retarded now.