Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goblin Invasion]

Good art, story falls short.

The art/animation was impressive but I really didn't find it too interesting of a story. Seemed like the goal was to be funny and I didn't really feel it.

maxvm responds:

Maybe it's because I wrote all the jokes and had to play every audio file at least twenty times... but I might agree with you. Except for the Bandit Captain. You have to at least love the Bandit Captain.

[Miss Dynamite XX]

That... was my favorite... BRA!!!!

roflmfao

hilarious shit.

"Please dont tell me i molested any choir boys"

Sirkowski responds:

You know it!

[Final Fantasy VII]

this is going in favorites

dude if you added backrounds this would be so kick ass

I dig how you did your animation and graphics perfectly.

lol... "dude she's 16 i'm old enough to be sephiroths dad" XD

Favorited

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

You don't know how enlightening it is to hear others tell me their favorite parts... Thanks.

[TooF Six]

lol this was hilarious

Heard logo say it was funny in one of his commentary and I was just like... "oh i gota see this"

god I laughed threw everything... "oooh... motion tween"

lol it's true, ... lol more fanboys than illwillpress. haha. I think both this and TooF were fucking hilarious.

Protocol2319 responds:

thanks

pop and chips

[Gold!]

hmm

Strawberry clock: 50,000 CC's to join
Mahjong: "that's how i'll get my 500,000 CC's!"

which is it?

strawberry did say add 4 zeros to 50, which would be 500,000, but then he (or mahjong i forget) said 50,000. I'm confused

MahjongClock responds:

It's intentional. :)

[The CCs humble beginnings]

lol i always wondered wtf CC was about

I can stick a little stick of chap stick in my belly button. yes, yes I can.

RupeeClock responds:

NEDM

[Madness Elimination 2]

if you compare it to all the other madness tribute

(including mine which Madness' 1 guy slaying a ton of dudes style becoming the one i base my flashes on)

this is a really good flash.

but most of your reviews are going to be based on the original madness... so sorry about that, (I get it on occasion too it's annoying)

anyways, good flash, the final or near final room with a ton of people was impressive, i dont think i could get the animation just for them moving around done, etc. etc.

4/5

would have liked it to be longer though

Splurgle responds:

Me too.

[TooF VII]

I used to like the star syndicate

until now.

Last I checked you guys made fun of sucky flashes that got too popular becuase of stupid shit.

well hate to break it to you assholes, but just becuase you got beat in the humor category doesn't meen go fuck up a good series, sure the animation isnt' that hard and the graphics aren't great but its all just in good fun.

Jesus christ you can't even draw a 'toof' as well as he can, which is pretty damn sad.

so first you go rip on the series itself, no big deal who honestly gives a shit to the point where they wouldnt forget about this flash in 2minutes.

but umm, what's with the "if you laughed your 'gay'" it's bullshiters that you who give gays a bad name. and yeah i know your gona say 'well then your gay' but whatever...

I'm not usually the one to review abusively by being like "omg you suck monkehs bawlz" but come on guys, if your going to make fun of TooF, do it right... make it funny, not annoying relying on joking about jokes on this one, i think you bit off a little more than you could chew.

so really, if your gona diss cool shit put effort into it, like maybe do better graphics consideirng thats bullshit compared to what you guys can really do, use your real voices, (dont be afraid we wont drive by your house) ...

come on guys christ I like it when you make fun of stuff if and when it's actually funny and not annoying... and I'm not being a TooF fanboy either I laugh at your stuff when you make fun of things I do like too. but at least do it SUB-par to the animation your making fun of for once?

rexCo responds:

tomagreen1353: jeez every fucking parody on this site is worse than the original
JPrdx535: yep

[Front Page Sunshine!]

lol

can't...stop...bouncing...music...too...awesome.

sunshine that moves with mouse freaking kicks ass.

5/5 BITCH! :D

next time have the post thingy on the front page scroll with alot of posts by tom all with regular text saying funny stuff not the brush tool. I think that'd kick major ass

KapKyle responds:

Whoo! Why thank you. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for the review!