Esach's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nicholas' Weird Adventure]

HAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!

the end told me EXACTLY what i was curious about... aren't all video games like that though? i meen come on you totally could have done that from the start... i'll give you 5/5 so dont be fooled by my low ratings up top

[Thing-Thing]

Thing Thing 2 was different

if you were to maybe put 2s gameplay weapons etc, with Thing-Thing 1's storyline and make it longer, but also make the guys have guns and stuff, if you could put the 2 together this would be a perfect game

[Thing-Thing 2]

Overall, 11

WOW... dude you took all the right requests, this is one of the few times the sequal game is WAYYYYYYYY better than the original!!! i fucking loved it, i felt that i needed to beat it all the way before voting or posting becuase it'd be like watching part of a movie, i got all the weapons, even the secret shotgun that kicks immortal ass, and i got the armor of the final boss and beat him both times so i got the silver pistol or whatever, dude, make more... please, i beg you, you dont NEED to add anything else, except make a longer story mode becuase i was so sad that a game so godlike ended so fast! then again it must have been hard work so i get it but you fucking own my brotheR!

[DnB-X005 Drum Machine]

I didn't like it

I didn't like it, but it was a great flash none-the-less... i'm not good at that stuff i'm a guitarist not drummer mixer wahtever... just cuz i dont like stuff doesnt meen i am gona be a dumbass bser noob about it :P

I didn't like it but if i was into that stuff it woulda got 10s and a 5 in votes... so that's what i'll give you!

[Summer Dreams]

gave the sound a 5 cuz my speakers are broken

couldn't hear it so i just gave it half. anyways... holy shit that was hilarious. you get 5/5 my freind

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thank you. Wait, we're friends? Okay cool!

I give your review a 5/5 my friend.

[Sinoko Dress Up]

add more clothes

more clothes, a bit bigger, different or turn off music function, maybe some hair styles, and a pussy. Then we're talking 5/5 material, try that next time, even though i didn't look for a pussy i just stumbled across it not being there. i gave you 3/5 for effort

Shadow-Kaznama responds:

...Hmmm ... i am not making pussy's and why? Because i am not a perv and i am just 15 years old!!

[Elf Girl Sim Date RPG]

BEST SIM DATE EVER

first off, i'd like to state... ELVES KICK ASS!!!!!!!!! w00t! god i almost cryed when i saw this and i saw it before it hit front page (:D makes me special)

2nd off.. that looping song drove me nuts make better music.

3rd off if you guys are looking for hentai or porn or somthin sexual like that THIS ISNT THE GAME. its fun without the sex reward... but then again i was like "i wish i could see that" on the Gl... whatever the first elf chick on front page i forget her name...

I got 10k experience on the Gl--- chick and girlfreind on everyone.

YOU HAVE TO BE GIRLFREIND WITH EVERYONE OTHER THAN FANTINE BEFORE YOU CAN DATE HER!!! make sure everyones ready for that or you'll waste time like my freind did

Yoow, EviLudy.. this game owned! MAKE SOMTHIN LIKE THIS AGAIN! ... and maybe add an adult version for us perverts :P sorry its true i can't help it

[Customer Service]

heh

that was a good game. i got it on my first try thinking i might have just lost like 2 times. but hey it was fun i usualy dont get these perfectly

[Mario adventure game 2]

w00t! save point!

sweet... you got me a save point for yer game :P

nickcivi responds:

Well I'm just glad I could help (You better have voted 4 or 5)

[Zombie Horde!!]

GREAT GAME

great gamea nd game idea... how do you use your med packs that you gain?

painisenjoyment responds:

well first you read the instructions, then you go from there...