Esach's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quake3-Interactive(DM12)]

Quake 3 fans 'LOVE' it?

it was 'ok' I give it like ... a 2/5 or a 3/5...

1st person shooters are made for... 1st person, shooting. not clicking text, just a quick 'heads up'

I'm not tryin to bitch, it was an ok game, try drawing the guys, then animating them after you click. that'd be awesome as hell.

but for the stop pictures, not so much

[K-FED: Dancing with Fire]

TOM!!! :O

Toms gona leave this on the front page for 3 months like he always does with games he helped make lol... ooooh well, when people start to bitch and whine he'll know

the game kicked ass, loved the fight system, if only if only i coulda killed more people with that style, a full length game of that would kick ass, anyone who wants to know how to get rid of brittany, beat the shit outa her when the babies flying to make her drop it.

5/5

[Athalina RPG]

ok I just BEAT the game

found it kinda wierd how when you started a new game you started with the kings stuff and your old skills. which was cool I guess, I was levle 15 when i beat it and i had used berserk twice before so i couldn't learn the whirlwind slash but i stil beat the last boss... was a fun game, could have benefited from cut scenes and some better graphics though, the last boss wasn't exactly scary looking... compared to the rest of the guys in the game i guess but still, he coulda been alot tougher

good game, 3/5, addicting till you beat it, I did about 4 or 5 sittings before i finished

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

UAC not UMC

In all the DOOM games it's UAC not UMC... UAC = Union Aerospace Corporation (I'm 99% sure that's what it is i havne't played DOOM 3 for a few months)

but if you look on the boxes in DOOM 1 and 2 some of them and alot of the doors say "UAC" on them, just a quick note...

this should be in the DOOM section I think, tis kewl, DooM owns.

i'll give you a 4/5

Flat-line responds:

UAC means Union Aerospace Corporation.
UMC stands for Union Marine Corps.
UMC is basicly the military branch of UAC (which is mostly just scientific).
I don't think they remained with that in Doom 3, but that's how it was in the classic Doom games.

[Have a nice day :)]

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TEH YaYz0rZ!!!

that game kicked the shit from poop masta's mouf man

(in English: Nice game, it kicked ass)

w00t, i liked teh skull in the back, and then it was all happy, and I wuz all like... w00t! I dunno why for some reason which I dont understand it just made meh happy, and i was like. kewl, cuz I had a bad day at work and it made me all like. yay.

5/5 on 666

trekopep responds:

I'm getting so many 5/5s, I think I might implode! Thanx!

[3d logic]

quit on level 9

I got to levle 9 then quit without playing it becuase it drove me crazy trying to figure it out... took me FOREVER on level 7, but 8 came by in a snap... pissed me off lol, hard as hell game, really good brain builder... it's like a rubix cube on crack lol...

i give it a 4/5

[Thing-Thing 3]

A few things that you need to note please!!!

I Think this one like th first had the best style for the game, the whole level system of running around and actually shooting people who shoot back then fighting bosses is the best way to go I think.

Then again what bothered me is you added that too be continued thing way too fast, you needa have it have more levels like thing thing 2.

basicaly what I'm asking for is to keep this fighting system, add more levels (no more 'to be continued' that drove me crazy) don't keep adding new weapons all it does is confuse the hell out of me keep a few simple ones. (also make the scroll pad on the mouse change weapons it pissed me off in survival mode to have to move my hand to a whole different area of the keyboard to change weps)

I thought the death graphics in this one were alot better than the last ones and so were the backrounds. but yet again make it LONGER. (I dug the desert Eagle btw)

[DRY_FIRE]

Haha wasn't hard till about wave 4

1504 kills
325454 points
Wave 11

got my ass kicked, i shoulda bought the + 3 bombs thing when i hit full health becuase i kept getting full health without hitting it anyways

great game man, helicopters pissed me off when there were 2 on seperate sides + a few tanks... but yeah, it was kinda funny when you shot the stick guys to watch like 20 of them die at once

[Final Fantasy Sonic X:Ep5]

Easy Kill. if it wasn't hard enough

Ok here's a strategy for all you tards, even though you should just be able to beat him on your own with no final fantasy experience at all it's way too easy.

Charge your DEFENSE FIRST, it charges up by 2s and your MAX is 100, (not that they have a max i charged attack like 100 times the first time)
after you charge up your Defense i like to do attack but you can do magic also it doesnt matter, they also charge up by 2, Attack can reach 80, and magic can reach 64

After all of your charges are maxed out, simpy attack him constantly until either your at 1000/3000 HP or your Overdrive (O.D) is maxed, if your O.D. Maxes out use the O.D. Attack, i think they do the same damage but it looked like Power Blast might have done more so i recommend that.

When you get under 1000 hp i like to heal but you could od it at 2000, and defenantly dont do it before 2400, i never used the magic other than heal. If you do this you should win with MP and HP to spare. Then it plays a little clip and your done!

Summary:
Charge Defense first
Charge all to MAX (shows on right of the stats)
Use ATTACK
at 1000 Hp (or 2000 if your a worry wart) heal yourself once
If O.D. guage maxes out use the 2nd attack (not sword play)

repeat this until the fucker's dead.

[Tactical Assassin]

Metal Gear Solid 3 Music eh?

Good choice of music, the game was great i can't wait for one thats longer, the first time i played the docks i kept losing becuase i didn't know where to shoot which guy and when but then i figured out i only had to shoot one at the right time, great game.