Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Sleepover]

Next time for a sure fire hit at what you wanted..

Next time use voice actors, Use a faster FPS so the movements like the blinks dont seem longer than they should be, take a little longer to frame by frame animate, Have them get a little closer to acting like their thinking about having sex or whatever. so its even more funny at the end. Maybe add some colors and since it doesn't require too much movement i recommend you find a drawing tutorial and draw them as anime characters, also dont make one of them look like nerd or it'll be like "Wait wut?" also you probably are going to want to have a scene where one of them like puts down the phone gets in the car and drives over, like a cool credits start up... but that's kind of hard at your level so just have it shows them walking up to the door with a bag in their hands and ring the doorbell

Trust me, more storyline and voice actors will really help, ask around the NG BBS

[Red Riding Hood]

*bows before great master*

Have always loved your flashes like Moonlight and Vallhalla knights... And the Real Legends are hilarious

I like how you make stuff happen how it really would have, like the wolf really would have totally owned everyone like it did in the ending (which i loved by the way)

Your right up there on the top of my list, i'm gona add you to favorite authors now :P

[SuperPope Episode 1]

From 2 prospectives

From a Flash Artsits prospective, it was really nice, the art was very good, but some of the animation was really choppy in areas that could ahve easily been fixed, such as the walking and the head movments, those could have been EASILY made alot more smooth i think... but overall, way better than i can do, and it probably took you awhile.

From a VIEWERS prospective, It frikkin bored the crap out of me, only really liked when the demon appeared, the blood part which wasn't so great, and the part where he put a cross on his chest i found that funny... but otherwise, Defenantly didn't deserve the score it got... You musta been goin up some crappy Fight movies for first place with that, becuase i've seen alot more VIOLENT fighting movies that come out alot better so you musta gotten lucky unless you were up against a few or alot of sucky people, NO OFFENSE AT ALL AND IM SERIOUS but that's what it really seemed like

So while your working on super pope II, keep in mind to make SMOOTHER ANIMATION choppyness gets you killed, kinda like in my flashes i'm still working on that myself but those walking animations were choppier than mine... so were the headmovents.

but still, it was a good idea and great art, even more corney than DBZ though,.. and in a non-entertaing way, sorry... : \

CaptainSid responds:

Really? "Choppyness gets you killed?" Well, if this animation is as choppy as you say, then I have to say that "choppiness gets your Flash featured on the front page in less than 5 hours," because that's exactly what happened here. ;)

[Hoy te amo ++]

Jecrell, Get flash before you give shit.

The day you get flash and see how hard this is, is the day you can critisize it...

Dude, your style, is the shiznit, i've watched all your flashes loved just about all of them (were 3 i didn't like but that was the stick one the dress up and the 1st one without much animation but they were still good)

I wish i had the skills for this kind of style, perfect in just about every way, you are truley worthy of top 50.

[X-Naut vs Anime Kitty ^_^]

ROLFMFAOLOLPMP

this was the funnyist thing ever EVER in short it was the shiznabomb

[Metal Gear Awesome]

OMG YOUR SO HOTT I WANNA BANG YOU!

lol that was great, the graphics kinda bugged me though work on those and make them umm... good. next time.

becuase you know when a flash is so horribly graphiced but it doesnt hurt your eyes, that is SOOOO satisfieng... lol

[sTARWARSoHMYGOD]

twas da shiznit!!!

haha, even though the animations weren't all that hott and the talking was kinda fast, the JOKES WERE HILARIOUS! they shoulds put this on front page but underdog is almost as good, deserves underdog, "will you suck my dick" haha,... i loved the looks on their faces!!!

keep it up just maybe do better lip syncing and a little better graphics and it should be better, unless that was the mood of the flash but still do lypsyncing... "you dont look good" "I got my bich pregnant" "darth sidius could make birth control pills" omg i loved that

xtil responds:

hah ya the graphics suck cuz well i didn't really want to spend a whole lot of time on this, i just thought hey let's make fun of star wars then 3 hours later this came out, yknow?

[Sonic'sQuestForPower3End]

Robotnik Disapeared

And Robotnik dissapeared, why? no-one knows... but if he messes with us again, HIS ASS IS GRASS, nuff said.

LMAO THAT WAS THE BEST!!!

generic as hell though, but then again it has to be with sprites, music rip offs and stuff, 9 graphics cuz it was bad ass but you used sprites, 10 sound becuase of all the explosions and shit were timed PERFECTLY. and used nice sounds but the music was a little generic

You get away with way to much ripping off you know that guys!? but big deal it paid off, sad this hada end, i've been watching all the episodes since the first one i saw on front page. finally the shiz is over. haha, whoever is doing the animation for battle has some real talent they needa draw their own stuff and make a solo career, sure it'd pay off. but yeah just about everything cept the genericness of the sprites and the characters it used were bad as hell, cept the fact that it was hilarious how when sonic was only true uber form or whatever, i literally was expecting to see after this many transformations

"Mega Uber Mccdonalds rape your grandpa super metal saiyan dragon ape monkey super true mega donkey shit masta of the moon rapes those fo-fos with swords and bad ass shotguns horrible graphics becuase you really can't get any better than that 99!"

for his name. Not in that particular order but it wouldn't have surprised me if that was all in there plus more.

[Strawberry Valentine]

cant give 10, against my religion

I really dont like clocks, especially when they talk, but that didn't stop this flash from being the shiznit. Gave it 5 for style becuase i hated the clock part (sorry clock crew isn't my shizzle) but it was still a really nice flash anyways. I'll vote 5 even though i didn't like straw berreh :o