Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy Z-2]

Very nice

You used a few gradients wrong and there were a FEW spots you coulda been better at pretty easily, but otherwise i really liked just about all of it, the fact you beat the crap out of a clock was nice... i votd 5 becuase it was teh uber shizzlz, you said you made this awhile ago, if you did and you haven't already improved, read down, if not, screw it.

You needa not use gradients like in clouds eyes and the swords, those annoyed the hell out of me, alot of it was really nice though, the stick and clock were kinda odd but that was probably the point, next time maybe have somthing funnier.

[The Last Valentine]

To Fagget Cheese Man

FreakyCheeseMan, dude, before you start critisizing sombody elses work, GET FLASH AND PROVE THAT YOU CAN DO BETTER. nobody can say 'this flash sucks' unless they can do better. I've gotten a better rating than this in ONE of my flashes, so i have earned the right to give poitners, dont be flayling around your "omg it sucked" until you've done better you frikkin panzy...

anyways, the graphics were ok, coulda been better with some more work, the plot really bothered me, not that it was gross i just didn't like it. But worthy of the rating it got.

inevitability responds:

Well man, thanks for the constructive criticism. :)

[Behind the Magic]

yes jesus... Yes

You just took the words out of my mouth... The letter B overuse and stuff, haha taht was great, i dont like clocks but anything that can use them and point out all their flaws while entertaining me is aight...

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Well, i wanted to make everyone happy. Clocks (by using clock characters well), anti-clocks (by repeating what they already hopefully know about the ClockCrew) and general viewers (in betweens that'll find a good old well animated rant funny as hell). I wanted a broad target audience and i somehow managed to hit the spot!

Thanks for the support, people!

[School Madness]

couple problems, but hard to notice

saw a few spots you forgot to put the movie clip of walking in, if you make another madness flash, go back and look at madness, they only have 1 foot and they bounce around on it in it, there were a few bad tweens for a few things but it's better than i can do, i dunno if it was worthy of front page, but it was still nice, probably shoulda been showcased not front page : \, well wuteva remember to change the foot thing if you use madness again

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

Noyourdoingitallwrongyournotintherightkey!

lol taht was great... your graphics are way better than the old salad fingers graphics... rofl salad fingers in a dress... is salad fingers CRAZY or just Special? it's hard to tell somtimes...

[PALADIN episode 3]

DREAM THEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG YES! Dream Theater is the best band ever, but i'm mad at you, Dream Theater is theatER not theatRE it's not spelled how it's supposed to be spelled. If your going to use one of the best bands in the world spell their name right.

The Graphics OWNED, you made some progress, really good flash, just about everything was totally awesome i saw no flaws except that you spelled DT wrong and that's my Favorite band.

[ROFLCHOP (1up)]

2 days?

Holy shit that was Great for 2 days... lol that was awesome, then again the sprites would speed it up but 2 days that's still kick ass for 2 days man.

[A Film For MyK-Alix]

i'll give it a 3 becuase you owned that fag

I'm only 14 but still, that's some bullcrap right there, might want to spend a little more time on the art and animation of the chocobo and stuff though, it defenantly coulda been better it looked like that was made in like 1-3 days, it's still good though, defenantly not somthing i would have blammed.

Deserves underdog! good work.

CharlesSmith responds:

Less than one day actually. I began working on it immediately after I got the review from MyKAlix, went out drinking, then finished it when I got back and uploaded it.

[Fun in the Snow!]

ROFL

at first i was just sitting there... omg this is gona get blammed, but then i thought, hmm nice start up. Then the music was kind of annoying becuase i thought that you were going to totally make it crappy. it was kind of slow but when he started running... BOOM! tripped, i laughed my ass off! i rarely get that kind of laugh, very nice, i voted 5 becuase of the perfect timing of that fall. i was laughing like, omg is he gona get up!? very nice. Now on how to improve.

Smoother Animation: When he turned you could have added 1-3 more parts so it looked like he actually turned around. The running was pretty good, the character design could have EASILY been better, so next time work for about a day looking for designs and thinking about it. Decide what would be best that you could still animate well.

Music was kind of quiet, i could hear it but it sounded like a bad microphone recording. could have been a bit longer also, maybe added 2 more ways that would make us laugh.

JoelSem responds:

Thanks for the tips!
Lol, I made it look all shitty at the beggening, it makes the end that much better.
The graphics.. Well, I worked on this for two hours. It was kinda a rush project, I just wanted it done.
I've had a total of maybe.. 22 hours of flash experiance, so I still need to expand my abilities on flash too.

About the turning thing, that was an experiment, and I'm happy that you commented on it.

I had to reduce the sound file quality, it went from 256kbps down to 32kbps, so alot of data was lost. It reduced the file size from 2,000 kb down to 200.

Thanks for the review, and your welcome for the laugh.

[Life of an Emo Kid]

I voted to Blam

I think you need to learn a little more about flash before we give you a spot on newgrounds personally, the flash was nice but the broken heart thing went on a LITTLE too long, you could have done better graphics on some parts EASILY simply by shading a tiny bit, try putting darker lines inside the grass and Shading the house, also when he threw his bag the strap just kind of stayed there, that's going to get you.

I gave you a 1 just becuase you gave it effort but i dont think your ready yet,

btw no offense like at all, but anybody who gives a girl a note that says "call me if you like me back" or "do you like me YES/NO circle one" is going to either not get called or told no, i'm not going to try to explain why becuase it makes no sense its just how girls are, but if they did like you and you ask like that or even ask at all, you changed their answer to no.

Anyways a little too much input about stuff not about the flash, just try to get some better graphics going on, you are CAPABLE of more after seing your flash, the hearts were a sign of that but your other graphics weren't that style so it didn't work as well. otherwise the graphics were ok, if you add that i wouldnt vote anything under 3 for that flash