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[Hate Made Me!]

the Morale of this story...

The morale of this story is: Don't club seals (*ahem* Tom Fulp)

that was great... never even know what a sativa or whatever was ... I'll keep a note to stay away from them and not kill blue animals

[Thicker Than Water]

ROFL!!!

That was hilarious, especially the part with the bunny and the guys weiner... your so twisted and fucked up though... as long as its funny who cares right? :P

[Table Eight: Episode 2]

LTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W00T!!! LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT IS THE SHIZNIT DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM BECUASE THEY ARE AWESOME WOOT PLIP & YAY

ok now after my outburst... was funnier than the last one, still kind of annoying though... "dude you only have 1 eye!" that was funny...

DONT USE THE GODDAMN LINE TOOL

[A tribute to chef]

I'm pretty sure...

I'm pretty sure they'll bring chef back, even if he does come back as darth chefer or whatever... they wouldn't just kill sombody off forever they do it to kenny all the time

[Sex g]

Becuase I did this

I just submitted a ranting flash too! it wasn't against that guy but it was against everyone who's submitting the flashes making fun of Illwillpresses flash with 1 frame stuff, which kind of annoyed us all i know, but i agree with you, i saw his flash and it sucked, I'll give you a 5 for now to ensure that it gets passed without being blammed but when i come back tommorow i'll find it and give it a 4 becuase that's what i thought it really deserved, "It sucks so bad it even makes the CLOCK CREW cry" lol that was great... Check out Scalb: Blam The Spam it has a similar message (i made it yay!) haha

I totally agreed with that and it was hilarious too :D

toasterclock responds:

it said glock group but close enough your rant is funny to! but isn't suppost to have rants for people they hate?

[Masters of Doom!]

DOOM = Best Game in the World

Freakin crap you make me want to go play some DOOM 3 or some Quake 4... but my graphics driver is broken cuz i tried to download a new one... shit... oh well, I didn't think it'd be based on DOOM until i started watching, that was bad ass...

von-Brunk responds:

Glad to hear you're a fan of Doom. I wasn't really impressed by Doom 3, I prefer the original, though. My graphics card blows too, so it's retro gaming for me.

[Say Something!]

Omg...

I totally know what you meen, the first time i had one saying hello i was wondering who was sending me annoying messages and figured out it was an Add.. It freakin pisses me off, normally Syndicate freakin spams us up but god do some of the artists know what their doing... for the love of god ... but whatever, this flash pwned