Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space Monkay Halloween]

Your Mom: As Himself

loved the conda lisa rice mask... :P

5/5

[Lost Rhapsody]

Aww.

only one flaw, you made me sing along with Wierd Al!!!!!!!

Lol god i love this flash, becuase it has wierd al! :D and the lost stuff was funny too, especially the polar bear and the "baby" parts.

Thanks for the entertainment! god forbid the low amount of it lately on newgrounds other than badguys and bandguys2...

5/5

[Creature]

To some of you retards

1. Why did the man get out of the car?
A) did you not here you stupid bitch? the kids mom said he was checking the fucking water
2. Why did the creature knock?
A) cuz he wanted to?
3. After hearing his mom scream why did the kid just sit there pissing himself?
A) you dont know how big the house is. he might not have heard
4. Why cant you animate well?
A) cuz he's new to flash and/or lazy becuase halloween is coming soon so he didn't take time.

Btw the flash sucked, i could do better.

[SSS: Episode Two]

dude... that chick had awesome B--- ... eyes.

Lol nice art...... it was funny, especially the rabbit coming back rofl i was like "wtf?"

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

Ok... come here cheerleaders, ok now just like...

Ok... come here cheerleaders, ok now just like we practaced! GIME AN R, GIME AN O, GIME AN F, GIME AND L, WHATS THE SPELL??? BADGUYS2!!!!

ROFL THAT WAS HILARIOUS, especially cuz its alot like the conversations i have at school "no thats ok i love boobies"

[Orlando's Joint #1]

What?

i wasn't really paying attention cuz i was doing other stuff, but it looked good and was funny for what i saw. So yeah nothing i see you need to improve on.

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Must... Have...More

Dude, you are a flash god, MAKE MORE PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!! I can't get enough of this!!!

[Prowlies at the River]

OMFG

The most insanely perfect blend of everything a movie can have... Humor was GREAT, graphics were GODLIKELY GREAT AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN BETTER ON NEWGROUNDS... I swear just every little movement was flawless, the fight scenes the jumping running it was godlike my freind! the sound fit, the violence was awesome, and i was laughing my ass off especially at the end! your in my favorite authors and favorite submissions now!

[Cellularphones & car ads]

Best flash and record books my ass

you stupid fuck, that was crap! i coulda done that in 8 minutes screw 8 months, dude this is shit if there ever was any, and the sock is crap

hamandcheeseclock responds:

im quite happy with my socks ty very much