Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Crisis 1.2]

4 words. L M A O

Graphics - Perfect

Style - Metal Gear Solid OWNS

Sound - perfect and funny

Violence - Great

interactivity - N/A

Humor - Hilarious.. especially when he got on the metal gear pyro or wahtever

Overall - W00t! all my 5 r belong to this!

Comments - keep it up

[Zito]

Funny... but wut?

Graphics - Good and smooth flowing.

Style - original but confusing

Violence - BOOM! mwauahhaha

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - kinda funny

Overall- Not bad! in fact... I like it

Comments - even though it said he just wanted the ultimate tooth pick it wasn't that good anyways

[E! Bin Laden]

ROFLMFAO

Graphics - GREAT! Osama's mom was hott when she first had him... i was wondering why those legs were so hott -.o lol

Style - LMAO E! was perfect for this shit... and now we know why he killed the trade towers... GREAT AND ORIGINAL IDEA ON THAT NOTE

Sound - lol talking was hilarious so i gave it sound

Violence - the guy falling out of the tower rofl

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - lmao keep it up

Overall - w00t!!! All my 5 r belong to this!

Comments - Osamas mom was hott before she was an old lady

[BCA-"poor me"- preview]

Nothing new... nothing good... expecting alot atm

Graphics - needs work, especialy on lip sinking.
(mild seisure warning)

Style - needs better topic

Sound - O.K. song

violence - N/A

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - barely funny at all.

Overall - This makes poop look good.

Comments - needs alot of improvement on graphics style sound and humor.

[The Robbery *Episode 1*]

Lol... retardedly hilarious.

Graphics - Good graphics you probably didnt try that hard considering it looked like power point but still nice

Style - Lol robbing a bank...

Sound - Good chase music

Violence - gunshots = automatic 5 or higher

interactivity - lol ok 1 or 2 clicks that was about it

Humor - lmao... 'orphanage? oh god no'

Overall- Not bad! in fact... i like it!

comments - good ending :P left meh hanging on my crotch cuz i had to pee and i have a fucking headache that would drive you nuts

[The MegaMysteryMan Oath]

Funny, good choice of characters :P

Graphics - Nice... liked the megaman dudes.

Style - Megaman ... lol...

Sound - Is what their saying from a movie? It reminds me of somthing i can't put my finger on

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - L M A O

Overall - This flash is crunk, Fo' Shizzle!

Comments - I see some good flashes in your future... how bout a flash of dem boobies? jkin jkin dun even know whatcha look like... gona check yer profile maybe it's in there... dootdeedootdeedoo

[Insult Machine 2000]

Don't make us watch this stuff.

Graphics - Makes zits look like a 10

Style - What the hell are you smoking doobie brother?

Sound - Random vulgar words... ? Nice... (sarcasm)

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - dont make us click just have a stick figure say em all and flip us off if your gona be a 'menstrating fucking dildo' about it.

Humor - 0

Overall - BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

Coments - Kiss my ass

[Sorry]

Lol? omg.

Graphics - Text is only gona grab a 5 from me.

Style - Lol good time wasting idea... i found this one threw the random portal search.

Sound - Good song, Good song... for that it suited the flash movie.

Violence - N/A

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - Funny... i'm just here to rate you guys though.

Overall- Not bad! In fact... I like it!

Comments - lol add pictures i guess... just a few smily faces or somthin would do it.

[CG Quikie]

make some improvements, and we just might...

Graphics - Good graphics but could defenantly use some more color and backround.

Style - Good idea I could see this becoming a good flash with some work.

Sound - music was alright, needs talking and sound effects.

Violence - Blood was good.

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - made me kind of laugh a little when he flipped the other guy off.

Overall - Not bad! in fact... I like it!

Comments - make it longer, give it a story line, give it more color and backround, give it more sounds, and we're talking a 5/5 "W00t!!! all my 5 r belong to this!" flash...
-Make some improvements, and we just might have a great flash here

[The Drifter 1.0]

Horrible.

Graphics - good, but not enough.

Style - I'll save my judgement...

Sound - Horrible needs alot of work.

Violence - needs alot of work.

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - Not funny at all. was it supposed to be?

Overall - BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

Comments - hard to understand, not a good tribute, needs more than alot of work.
- So short i had to wait an extra minute or 2 too post a review.