Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[No Man's Land Flash Anime]

11

is it possible to give this an eleven!? what the fuck let me give this a 99 everything NG! grr.... anyways... that was godlike animation...

[The Head - The Leg]

WOW

Just getting flash about 10 days ago i thought stuff was easy but trying it myself seeing how insanely hard flash is... i now know and i am no longer a noob... so i can officially say this is an INSANELY GREAT FLASH

[foamy is the best]

what?

i didn't really understand it. Great animation though

[LEVEL 10]

hmm...

I'm level 8 (as of when i wrote this review) and i noticed that after i hit 9 its gona take like 100 days for lvl 10... god tahts gona suck... anyways good flash, i'm gona be evil w00t!

Graphics - wut?

Style - sounds good, telling all the level 10+s they own? lol

Sound - -.- annoying

Violence - was there somthing in there that counted as violence? not sure

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - N/A

Overall - 2/5

Comments - (like pmg see top :o)

I hope this review helped the artist and/or the persion about to watch this flash.

-Esach, Lord Rakeshi

[Plok's Power Quest (400k)]

Coulda been better.

Graphics - Alot like madness, just know that those shaded graphics that you were using... usualy dont look very good to other people watching, try using 1 color and making it more cartoonish for some reason it makes it better.

Style - a little too much like Madness Combat, watch yourself

Sound - The song was ok but you need to add noises for pain and stuff.

Violence - Alot like madness just without guns and more along the lines of magic and swords.

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - kinda funny but not really ment to be was it?

Overall - Nothing new or interesting

Comments - make the graphics more cartoonish than 3d next time please.

I hope this review helped the artist and/or the persion about to watch this flash.

-Esach, Lord Rakeshi

[Jock Ashole]

This makes poop look good, much?

Graphics - needs tons of work in many areas. Such as: size, movements, and flow.

Style - What was that supposed to be?

Sound - annoying loops

Violence - a guy shooting stuff... wow... -.-

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - i giggled becuase it was so pointless.

Overall - this makes shit look good.

Comments - Please change what i have outlined...

I hope this review helped the artist and/or the persion about to watch this flash.

-Esach, Lord Rakeshi

[The Thief]

Hmm..

Graphics - Not that great, but better than a few i've seen.

Style - Kind of a dumb style.

Sound - Annoying repetitive noise, no fighting noises like there should have been.

Violence - slash, punch, steal... umm if you would have animated them better it'd be good

Interactivity - ... N/A

Humor - Lol that was actually pretty funny, not many i see that are funny anymore.

Overall - nothing special at all, wasn't bad, but wasn't good either.

Comments - work on graphics and animations more, also add sounds voices and better music. And the penis was really stupid it didn't even make me laugh just get rid of it.

Score - 2/5 Nothing new or interesting.

I hope this review helped you and any other viewers that read the first review before watching.

-Esach, Lord Rakeshi

[SSAM #1]

It was alright,

It was alright, but this sounds like somthin that's goin' on in YOUR life. It's not that hard to make this kind of stuff up anymore, but most people wouldn't just go and do it. Anyways yeah, the south park graphic rip-off wasn't so great though. (even though it was better than the real ones)

Graphics - woulda been 10 but were a SP rip-off.
Style - too mushy for me, once again, SP rip-off.
Sound - Music was kind'a samee throughout it. The girls voice was well acted though.
Violence - He got his ass kicked, what else is there?
Humor - not very funny at all.

Overall - 2, Nothing new or interesting.

I hope this review helped you and anyone else reading this that (,like me) reads reviews before watching.

[The Gameboy's Story]

Pretty good

is this one of your first flashes? if so its really good, if its one of your far later ones, it's not so good. but in between i'd giev it a 3 for the hell of it , becuase if your new it was great if your older it was ok, i dunno i thought it was a good flash, about the type i'd do if i HAD flash i'd think it'd be about that good. I'm sorry that you got turd of the week man you didn't deserve it ... i've seen things with Clocks that are 10x worse (all of the clock/glock/lock/etc. movies deserve turd of the eternity)

it wasn't that great but sorry you got turd of the weak i hope you dont feel like crap