Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dendyn Dynasties]

lol wowness

FBF Uber ownage. damn I loved the anime style fight scenes, kicked ass... I'm to lazy to write a review for this, besides I don't think you need any pointers considering you named that the only thing I woulda recommended was some death metal music or somthing...

you got it all down, everything you did that i'd ask you to change was on purpose becuase FBF is a bitch

5/5

[Halo: Noobfest '06]

lol I hate runescape

Lol i remember that was exactly how runescape worked ... that was like the only funny part though, dont make a halo flash about runescape for fuck sake man! lol

if your gona do that, do a good graphiced RUNESCAPE one if half the joke is gona be Runescape for god sakes... lol i quit that game when I got banned at level 105 XD

[-=The SS Halo Collab=-]

Much love to Starberry

"I'm master cheif and i'm really gay"

that was fuckin hilarious... liked the graphics too. give him a dollar! lol..

5/5 for teh awesome power of teh star syndicate

Starberry responds:

isha ha minna atashi wo tamesu you ni
yousha naku tsukitsukeru
ichinichi sankai nominasai to nanikuwanu kao de tsugeru

kore ga nometara byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitoiki ga sunao ni narenai
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

isha ha minna yowami ni tsukekomu you ni
yousha naku tsukitsukeru
zettai shokugo, nominasai to nanikuwanu kao de tsugeru

kore ga nometara byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitotsubu wo uketsukenain da
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

doushitemo nomikomenain da
kuchi no naka de tokeru ippou nan da
otona no kusuri shiroi jouzai
otona no kusuri dekasugiru KAPUSERU

byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitoiki ga sunao ni narenai
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni
ato hitotsubu wo uketsukenain da
byouki ha kanarazu naoru no ni ato hitoiki ga tairyoku shoubu
konna atashi ni kouka ha tekimen

[Phillip the Tennis Ball]

DID I NOT SAY IT!? DID I NOT SAY IT!?

Ha! the spam artists on newgrounds who you all bitch about spamming the portal are among the best flash animators on this site! front page to prove it beitch.

creeped me out, alot, but i couldn't stop laughing. 10/10

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

thanks :)

[The Truth Behind Cancer]

lol

haha that was great... 4/5 fo'sho.

but it bothered me a little bit with the 'homosexuality causes cancer' I'm not gay but that's kinda like... messed up.... FUNNY AS HELL... but messed up. lol

[Halo vs CounterStrike]

that's all of us lol

k I can speak for both parties becuase I play both games...

Counterstrike people SUCK AT HALO

Halo People SUCK AT COUNTERSTRIKE

aside from the fact their 1st person shooters they have totally different gameplay...

lol loved every joke... Snake is the bomb, he always wins! lol

[Genesis - The Creation]

lol

4/5

lol... so what your saying is, i should leave a fish in my fridge and drink cola every day and i will be a god of little people with technology surpassing our own in 4 years? ... k

lol, great idea for a flash

[FPS In Real Life]

lol you stole my idea!

yours was better though... me and my freinds were filming airsoft wars and I was going to add blood and shit just to be funny, oh well, i'll be told I'm ripping off 'your idea' now.

anywho, I liked how you used sounds from some of my favorite First person shooters, Counter-Strike, Halo, Duke Nukem, & Half-Life. kicked ass, the blood graphics coulda been alot better if you spent more time on them btw, i guess you couldn't really control a few times when the person with the camera aimed his gun wrong a few times, and they still got shots in.

but anyways, 4/5, thought it was the shit

[Wacky Lesbian Hour: Ep 1]

lol...

i never thought about it, but now it's wierd, if 2 lesbians get married, who's last name do they take!? same with gay guys... omg confusing