Esach's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battle for the Skyway]

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anything that has to do with those STUPID clocks in a way that isn't talking crap about them is gettin an automatic zer0 from me

[The Little Girl]

dude...

dude you could totaly get sombody to publish this as a book try it i urge ya too

[Rest in Peace Piconjo]

Are you dead serious?

umm am i just retarded or is he SERIOUSLY ... you know...?

DAIRYDOG responds:

Yes. =(

[Sempiterna]

Impressive

What more is there to say? the flower eating whatever that thing was, was very impressive. only thing i could say you should do to improve this was maybe add some blood or somthin? unless it was made to be appropriate for all audiences then nevermind

Yantenna-Friendly responds:

thanks duuude. we've done the whole blood and semen thing before, but for some reason people don't like that. yes, i said semen. we tried a more subtle approach this time around. thanks for the compliments man.
-ShavedGoat

[Link vs Darklink]

a LITTLE too much like DBZ

lol was the fierce dietys thing from the mask in majoras mask? i totally forgot man i haven't played so long.. i was like "wow i recognize hi face and shit" but i didn't remember from where... and it took way to long for him to transform.. i was like... dude is the demon just sitting there taking a shit? lol other than that NICE

[HALF LIFE2 - Blow Me Away]

W0000000000000000T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE... you are a great flash artist and i can see great shit coming from you.....

[Taco-man: Hot Coffee]

w00t!

w00t! i knew rating this a 5 was a good idea it made front page... dude lol my parents took away my grand theft auto san andreas game RIGHT AFTER i had conquered ALL gang territorys... it was so hard... god

[The Real Legend 2]

Navi was hott :P

NICE... make a fast forward button please i accidently closed window when he got to the temple where saria was supposed to be

[Obstacle Course 2]

Funny, good flash for stick figures

i liked it... don't worry this thing isn't gona be blammed any time soon

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

W00t! all my 5 r belong to this!

Graphics - PERFECT in every way

Style - Metal Gear Solid Ownage!!!!

Sound - GREAT voice acting for everyone

Violence - R O F L that was the best fight scene for mgs ever

Interactivity - N/A

Humor - ROFL CRAB BATTLE!

Comments - :D make more make more niggur!!!

Overall - W00t! all my 5 r belong to this!